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NSFW Christmas!!

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Hey all!  It’s been a while since I updated this, quite frankly life has completely steamrolled me, and I’m finally getting back into the groove and not hating everything in sight.  Just wanted to leave you with some Christmas LOLZ (VERY NSFW) that I had to share.

I just wanted to share with you guys my favorite set of notes I’ve ever given, it was on this Christmas Flog Gaming segment.  This is referring to a first cut, what you see in the Flog is after all the edits.  You can see my process that got VERY WEIRD with this episode.   NOTES BELOW VERY NSFW!!! LOTS OF SWEARING!:

Hey! This is kinda too dirty to release, unfortunately haha.  See my notes for cuts.  And Bleeps. And double check I didn’t miss any please.  And maybe put NSFW in the description, like Felicia’s NSFW Christmas Flog

:39 -Cut Ryon’s “type with your dick” comment

1:17 Gotta cut the word jism sorry!  :(

1:23 Bleep my Shit under the stairs here

1:28 make sure to bleep Fucking there

1:54 Cut this “tell Mrs. Claus to get the fuck in there and give him some food”

1:59 Cut this falling on the spikes and ‘oh shit” thing

2:01 bleep “fuck”

2:12 Another fuck

2:46 bleep fuck

3:25 please cut me saying “stupid whore”

3:55 bleep fuck

3:57 bleep fuck

4:13 is this offensive?  I think it might be, this Russian thing

4:14 Definitely cut the “inch it in” bit, lol

4:30 bleep fucking

4:34 Cut this ‘fit this right up your ass santa” bit

4:55 Gotta cut the “laying pipe in Mrs Claus”

5:01 Bleep fuck

5:07 bleep shit

5:12 cut the whole frottage thing it’s so disturbing

5:42 bleep fuck

5:46 bleep fuck

5:59 bleep asshole

6:45 cut the whole thing with us being assholes to the guys in the credits, it’s really mean haha, cut to 7:05 with “The End” and the strangling of Santa. Or if that doesn’t work then just cut segment after 6:44.  Merry Christmas!

 

 

  • Jay S

    Please please please please give us the unedited footage! The final cut was so funny and the raw one must be even better.

  • Michael

    Funny – Not sure the whole audience would have appreciated it uncut though.

    Look after yourself, Ms Day – we need you to keep being awesome in the long term. Happy holidays!

  • http://RadNerd.com RadNerd

    LOLZ! Best time code notes. Ever.

  • Louis

    Felicia, this proves you learn something new every day. This NSFW blog made me learn a new word. Frottage: Consensual sexual rubbing between partners; Was this a word learned from your VF work over the year?

    Perhaps now you need to show that in context. Perhaps as a word of the flog segment?

  • Alex

    My mind simply refused going there and decided to instead get it mixed up with “fromage”. I stand corrected.. and disturbed.

  • http://josephlselby.com JL Selby

    Time for a director’s cut release!

  • Allison

    Hi Felicia! Wanted to let you know that the best Christmas present I got this year was ALL of The Guild DVDs from my husband! We’ve been watching for a long time and finally got the discs. No matter how many times I re-watch it, it gets FUNNIER EVERY TIME. Thank you and Happy New Year!!

  • Ilya

    Hey Felicia Day !!!!

    I wasn’t sure where to ask this… is there any precise way to navigate or search into older blog posts? I remembered I stumbled upon some advice on starting a webseries and I can’t find it! :p

    Keep up the amazing work! I really appreciate it and I think it’s going into some pretty cool directions (especially with season 6 of The Guild) :p

  • viking

    Dear ms. Day: Just want you to know that I’m still in the process of hating everything I see. With one exception: Your work. Not so sure about the rest of the G&S stuff, but TableTop (Thank Cthulhu that they are back!!!!) and the shows where you display your alternative… ways of reacting to things are the highlights. Dr. Hannah rocks, whatever mr. Wheaton says. :)

    So what about an “After Dark” version of the Flog? Its not like you can shock me. I’m an old, old computer geek that have seen the darkest places on the internet. Thats actually not a joke. Some of the chases I have worked on made me loose all fate in humanity years ago. The hating on youtube, redit, 4chan and so on? Even when they get as bad as death treaths? Belive it or not: Thats the nicer part of the internet. Thats ony fu–tards that are screaming out their hate against the world. The real bad places are where people stop talking…. So forget everything about hope for the future. New technology just means new ways to abuse and terrorise each other. And thats me being optimistic compared to my experience. Its probably because that production notes made me laught for the first time in january. Dont worry. I’ll soon be back to my normal grim and depressed self. :)

    So more in the style of “insert random pen– joke”? But try to make it a “bonus section” so its not public. Today people cant take a joke as a joke. You ALWAYS step on someones sore toes, even if you dont mean to. So an “After Dark” version of the Flog have to be hidden in some way so only the right people can find it. That sounds sooooo hipster that I think I have to get sick a little bit of myself. But give the idea a thought or two. Vaginal Fantasy have lost some of its charm when Bonnie cant say fuc- buddy and you have to be so carefull to avoid copyright problems. So perhaps its time to do some underground stuff that later will get mainstrean and boring? Whatever you do, I’m sure it will entertain me and get me in a brighter mode. For a few secounds….

  • Jason

    Is Ryon Felicia’s younger, older or twin brother? I would guess younger but I can’t tell for sure.

  • Rebecca

    Hey Jason, in response to your question, I found a profile page of Ryon on a bodybuilding site and it turns out he has the same birthday as Felicia, meaning that they are twins.

    Aw, that’s cute. <3 I found this cute fanart in appreciation. ^_^ http://i.imgur.com/8UFLj.jpg

  • Clay

    Oh hell – this made my morning. If I wasn’t a bit infatuated with Felicia Day before, this has added steroids, a small, poor hillside of caffeine and a sprinkle of lance armstrong dust to it! Loved this.

    Edit – please bleep my comment, “my raging bleep for miss felicia day”. Thank you.

  • Per Øyvind Haugland

    Tryed to send you this on facebook but it dident allow me to send it to you so i figured id just post it here:
    Hello Felicia.
    Not sure if you go through thees your self or have someone do it for you. Anyway, just wantet to drop you a line of prais and admiration. I started watching “The Guild” around season 2 or something, about the time when it came out on xbox live. And sins that time i have followed everything you and what then became “Geek and Sundrey” has to offer. What you guys do is amazing and i love it that you have been one of the driving forces behind making us geeks in to the “Cool guys”. I personly have always seen my self as a cool guy but now the rest of the world understands that spending X amount of time reading comics, playing pen and paper rpg and painting minnis acctualy is not a waste of time. I have always been proud of being a geek and thanks to people like you all of us geeks can now stop pretending not loving the things we love. Growing up if people knew i was hording comics like it was going out of style i would have been made fun of to no end. Now i have the comic collection in my living room. :) Thats to say its above a sertan hight so my kid cant get hes hands on it…. Jet :P And now i seem to have entered in to a rant and that was not my meaning. Anyway, Pleas come to scandinavia for some type of geek convention or something. I would love to shake your hand and say thanks to your face :)
    Your fan for as long as i can see and hear and be creativ.
    Per Øyvind Haugland From Norway

  • http://Modal.us Erik

    Oh wow, what an awesome find! Of course I should have seen this much earlier (like at the end of the dumpster fire that was 2012) but HEY, better late than never!

    Keep cranking out the awesome, Ms. Day. You’re a beam of light, even when you’re beheading Santa. Here’s hoping this year ends better than the last one.

  • Steve

    Felicia…I first saw you on Eureka. Loved your work. You’re such a funny and beautiful quirky woman! I’d be truly honored to have a woman like you in my life. Keep doing what you do.

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